President Eyring

Today President Eyring came to church again. During the third hour he would be speaking to the youth. Third hour for me was Primary ):. So me and my friend Collin were sitting there discussing why Jesus had a halo in one of the pictures. I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around and saw my dad. He gestured for me and Collin to come to the back. I thought he was getting on us for talking. He told us that the youth were still setting up for the meeting and he asked Brother Heywood if we could come to. Brother Heywood said he wouldn't tell anyone if we came in. So we came in and listened to President Eyring answer questions for a half-hour (:. It so beat primary.

I can't blog what he said because he asked us not to.

Mini Crossbow

Today I made my all favorite device..... a mini crossbow. I emptied out an empty machanical pencil and left the hollow shell and the clip. I taped on a popsicle stick and then cut a rubber band, tying it onto the popsicle stick. Then I emptied out another mechanical pencil (leaving the tip on) and taped that on to make a bolt holder. Then I used the insided tube for my bolt. I tested it and it went about 20 feet. I bet it would hurt.

Indiana Jones

I have suddenly come to like Indiana Jones. He just seems like a pre-teen/teen hero. It started when me and my dad watched the first movie Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was really good. It was about him racing against the Nazis to find the Ark of the Covenant.
Then I got the Lego Indiana Jones video game. It is really fun. It has episodes I, II, and III. It gives you the story in a more humorous way. Like when Indy is servedhamburger, Short Round a hotdog, and Willie a Monkey head with brain sticking out the top.

oral report

One of our class assignments is to give a three minute oral report on the topic of our choice. My original topic was Mario Kart Wii. My dad immediately said no to that. So I decided to do biological warfare. It is due May 19 and by today I had nothing done. Today at school Mrs. Cirimele (the more likable teacher) said if anyone was ready they could do it today. I said I would, but I wasn't really prepared. I knew a little bit already, and I used a map of the world to point out some places for my visual aid. Amazingly I passed and everyone was really interested. I'm amazed I got through it!

The Ultimate Showdown

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got mad and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy butt
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

Baseball

This is my third year in baseball, so I'm probably one of the better players on my team. I play pitcher, catcher, and second baseman. I pitched last game and struck out a few people and only walked one person. We won by two points. I get to pitch next game because I only pitched thirty-six pitches. If you pitch more than forty pitches you can't pitch next game, though the max you can pitch in one game is eighty. This is the first time I've ever pitched in a season. I'm glad I tried out for pitcher.

Ms. Rosenthal

My teacher, Ms. Rosenthal, is probably the worst teacher I've ever had. She yells so much, it's scary. She is constantly yelling for the littlest reasons. if one of my classmates says the littlest peep while she's talking, her fuse just speeds up. Once Jahri said she was short fused. But the problem is, he said it to her! Man I thought we'd never hear the end of that one.

Sometimes she doesn't give us directions to our homework, then we do it wrong because we didn't know how to do it, you'd better stay clear of her. One thing she does for homework is so unfair that you would think it should be illegal (to us). She makes us get our homework planner signed every night. So even if you do all your homework but don't get your planner signed, she considers it not doing your homework.